duplicity inbox;

[benedicked]

How does this work, Eloise I don't under-

Comments

[benedicked]

You truly are the nosiest of us, do you know that?

[meetatdawn]

Apparently not enough to prevent this.

[benedicked]

I hardly asked for it!

[meetatdawn]

You apparently did something to receive the citation. I thought you would be the last person I had to worry about here. Come to me, next time, before you do something stupid.

[ He's gonna eat this text when he gets a citation of his own and I'm living for it.]

[benedicked]

[ yes you are and and benedict is gonna be the one to shove it down his throat >:| ]

It was this place, Anthony, surely you realize I have no desire to engage in activities that will get me jailed. Or...that.

[meetatdawn]

I hope that is the case.

[ don't worry Ben he's not angry just disappointed ]

[benedicked]

[ you are so damn annoying sometimes ]

Of course it is. Who do you take me for?

I'm sorry he's the worst if it's too much I can change it

[meetatdawn]

I just thought you'd be cautious since your behavior will reflect on your sister. Your actions have repercussions beyond you now.

i am fucking cackling

[benedicked]

Did you miss where I said it was this place? Have you lost your sense of sight? I would never knowingly get Eloise in trouble, surely you know that.

[meetatdawn]

What is it that you did, then?

[benedicked]

Accidentally got myself into trouble.

[ he's gonna block you where's eloise how do you block someone ]

[meetatdawn]

How descriptive.

[benedicked]

You are insufferable. Perhaps we can speak when my rear end isn't smarting.

[meetatdawn]

Fine.

Ice will help with the swelling. There are creams that will ease it as well.

[ Maybe Eloise already told him this but he really doesn't want to think any more about Eloise in this scenario. ]

[benedicked]

[ god he wants to yeet. ]

Thank for the advice, much appreciated.

[meetatdawn]

You're welcome.

[ Totally normal to get aftercare advice from your brother ]

Do not think you're going to avoid having to talk about this. You've bought yourself a few days at best.

[benedicked]

[ the way he’s gonna cook you crow and make you eat it one of these days ]

You’ve made your point quite clear, I’m not sure what else there is to talk about.

[meetatdawn]

No. You're going to tell me what happened.

[ Sorry to say that is how he read the "Perhaps we can speak when my rear end isn't smarting." text. ]

Until then that will be all.

[ he just wanted to have the last word in so ttfn ta ta for now ]